Point 3. No, I’m not your damn psychologist. I am not here to psychoanalyze your problems, nor am I here to make you feel better ’bout your sh!t. This here is all about ME. Not being selfish; you must simply understand, this is MY blog. You want to vent? Get ya own blog. Trust me, it will make you feel SO much better.

Point 4. There WILL be times when I will write ’bout people. And a particular post just might be about you. But just know that I will never mention names, although I may nickname you something evil on occasion. But the nickname will only be as evil as whatever it is that you did to piss me off in the first place. But hey, I can only keep it real, and if I happen to write a couple paragraphs about why you are such an asshole, then just read it and build a bridge…you know the rest.

Point 5. This is not a stable blog. Most of the times, it will be emotional, sarcastic, border-line pessimistic, depending on the time of the month and the mood of the hour. I am a cancer. Thus, at any given moment, my emotions are subject to alteration at the drop of a dime. This is a warning. This way, I won’t get comments from people asking why the mood changes with every post. My zodiac sign should make this self-explanatory.

Point 6. I am person, believe it or not. Yes, I actually exist. I am not a faceless blogger [blog-ger: n. One who indulges in the act of blogging to the point of uncontrollable obsession]. I have a life. It isn’t picture perfect or squeaky clean, which is why i have this blog in the first place: so that I can write about how fucked up life is while praising it at the same time. On this note, please do not get mad if I forget to add a post on a particular day…this ain’t my day job. You plan on paying me for writing all this? …Didn’t think so.

Point 7. No, you do NOT know me. Unless you are one of the three (yes, three) people in my universe who actually DO *know* me, then don’t assume that because you read a post or two of mine that you can dissect me or jump into my head…because it just won’t work. But feel free to try; I’m sure you’ll enjoy the free headache.

On that note, I will leave you all with the blog pick of the day. It belongs to Liz, ’cause she is the reason I created my blog in such haste in the first place. So if you end up hating what I write, blame its creation on her. http://cheetarah1980.blogspot.com.

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